The Chronicles of Johnny Mozart

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Author: johnnymozart

  • Johnny Mozart – whos that guy?

    Listen, I know what you’re thinking. “Johnny Mozart? Wasn’t Mozart’s name… Wolfgang?” Well, yes. But also, hear me out. The year is 1756. Vienna. A child prodigy is born, destined to revolutionize music forever. Fast forward a couple of centuries, and somewhere in a dusty attic, a mysterious manuscript surfaces. The signature? “Johnny M.” Coincidence?…

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